By Alan Ayckbourn
Adapted for ScriptsandSketches.com
CEVRIL: What happened to you, then? Been in a fight?
BEN: It’s – rather a long story.
CEVRIL: (Shrugging.) I’ve got nothing else to do.
BEN: I witnessed a fight. Or rather witnessed a killing. Two killings.
CEVRIL: (Not over-impressed. ) I see.
BEN: I – I was left paralysed.
CEVRIL: What? A bullet, was it?