CHRIS: If you don’t want to be here, fine. I thought you were the adventurous type. It’s OK, I’ve got the cleaner’s key, I’ll let you out. MAX: Forget it! You’ve dragged me into it now! CHRIS: Keep your voice down! What’s the matter with you? I give you the biggest news story of modern times and you say I’ve dragged you into it? Some people have no sense of gratitude. MAX: Oh, pardon me! I’m so grateful for the opportunity to be grounded for the next twenty-five years or to get bitten by a sly, stinking, slimy, squirming, venomous snake!