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Meet The Twits: 3 – 6 Players – 8 – 11 Yrs
Meet The Twits: 3 – 6 Players – 8 – 11 Yrs
£4.49
This group script can be for 3 – 6 Actors.
The Twits are a hideous couple. Mr Twit has a huge beard in which he finds old food, and Mrs Twit is no better.
ACTOR 1: Mr Twit …  (Mr Twit steps forward)  … was a very hairy faced man.
ACTOR 2: His thick spiky hair stuck out straight like the bristles of a nailbrush!
ACTOR 3: The stuff even sprouted in revolting tufts out of his nostrils and earholes.
MR TWIT: My hairiness …
ACTOR 4: … thought Mr Twit …
MR TWIT: … makes me look terrifically Wise and Grand!!
ACTOR 1: But in truth, he was neither of these things
ACTOR 2: Mr Twit … was a Twit!
ACTOR 3: He was born a twit
MRS TWIT: (Coming forward) And now, at the age of 60, he’s a bigger twit than ever!
(Mr Twit looks angrily at Mrs Twit)
ACTOR 4: How often, you may ask, did Mr Twit wash this bristly, nailbrushy face of his?
ACTOR 1: The answer is …
ALL ACTORS: Never!!!
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