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The Odd Couple – Female Version – Duologue – Pre-Dinner Scene 12+ Yrs

£4.49

The apartment look like something out of House and Garden. It’s set up for dinner for four, complete with linen tablecloth, candles and wine glasses. There is a floral centerpiece, flowers about the room, crackers and dip on the coffee table. The front door opens and OLIVE enters. She carries her purse, briefcase, a paper bag with wine. She looks around the room with gleeful Smile.

FLORENCE: When I have company, I serve the best. And tonight I’m serving the best dried capon money can buy. OLIVE: Can’t you keep it moist for a while? (FLORENCE exchanges wine bottle.) FLORENCE: MOIST??? Don’t you understand, it DRIES UP . . . Food can’t be cooked forever. It turns into fossils. OLIVE: Well, then slice it up now and we’ll serve cold сарon. FLORENCE: (Slightly crazed) Cold capon?? . . . COLD CAPON??? . . . For a sit-down dinner’? . . . You think I’m some kind of BARBARIAN? …

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