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Standing Room Only – Group Script 4 + Players

£4.49

  • A strange, weird and sophisticated group wait in a queue outside for tickets to a very popular West End Show which has had great reviews. This is the conversation of frustration and intrigue between the queue and the Ticket Sales girl/boy in the box office before they finally get the ‘Standing Room Only’ tickets

MRS WHAT: (To Tania) Excuse me …. (no answer as Tania is engrossed in her music on headphones) EXCUSE ME!! (Tania spits her chewing gum out into her hand squashing it onto the back of her chair) … when can I expect to get a ticket? TANIA: I’m sorry madam it’s standing room only MRS WHAT: (Tapping her hearing aid) Pardon? TANIA: (Louder) It’s standing room only I’m afraid! MRS WHAT: Standing room only??!! Well that’s a fine thing! I’ve been standing here for 15 minutes waiting for a ticket and now you’re telling me I can’t get in? TANIA: Well, you can madam, it’s just that we need to wait until the box office work out how many more tickets they can give out for standing room. SHEILA: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help overhearing, are you full again?? TANIA: Yes madam, sorry SHEILA: Well just how long do we have to wait TANIA: How long do you have to wait? I’m not sure madam, shall I ask? SHEILA: Yes, please if you wouldn’t mind MRS WHAT: (Indignant) What do you mean you’re not sure, I made a reservation online.

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