Extract from script:
WAITER/WAITRESS: Look, just please tell me your name so I can find out where your table is.
MRS WOT: WOT! … WOT! You stupid boy/girl
WAITER/WAITRESS: Do you by any chance wear a hearing aid madam?
MRS WOT: Yes I do, what’s that got to do with anything?
WAITER/WAITRESS: I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but … is it turned on?
MRS WOT: (Pulling a strained face) What?
WAITER/WAITRESS: IS YOUR HEARING AID TURNED ON?
MRS WOT: (Grumpily) No, I don’t use it.
WAITER/WAITRESS: Why not?
MRS WOT: The battery runs out. Now then where’s my table? My name is Mrs Wot and I booked at one o’clock, it’s now ten past and I still haven’t seen a menu!!