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Who’s Next? Duologue – 11+ Yrs

£4.49

An old woman fell in the street and has been taken by ambulance to the hospital and admitted into accident & emergency (A&E). She has been waiting for over an hour and is in a very bad mood! The Consultant arrives to examine her.

CONSULTANT: Excuse me madame! I can’t allow you to insult me or my staff in this way, now calm down or  I’ll have to ….. (thinking what on earth he could do) .. call security.

OLD WOMAN: Good! They can rescue me from my stupid kidnapper.

CONSULTANT: You haven’t been kidnapped, this is Accident and Emergency, you fell over and hurt your knee, and were brought here in an ambulance. Now, can you please put your tongue out for me.

OLD WOMAN: I’m not doing that!

CONSULTANT: (Exhausted) Why not?

OLD WOMAN: It’s RUDE!

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