True Love’s Kiss
By Simon Law
Characters: Snow (White), Cindy (Cinderella), (Sleeping) Beauty.
(Sleeping Beauty enters)
Beauty: Oh my God!!! Snow, Cindy!!! How’ve you been, how long has it been???? Oh my God!!!!
Snow: Beauty??!! Is that really you???
Beauty: It must be 8 years since we’ve seen each other!! Oh my God!!!
Cindy: (Coldly) Ten, .. actually! Since the High School Dance.
Beauty: Yeah .. nice to see you too Cindy, so … what’s been happening??? Tell me all the goss??
Snow: Well, my stepmother tried to poison me with an apple, and Cindy’s step sisters tried to steal her first .. and only .. love! How about you?
Ernie’s Incredible Illucinations
Adapted for 4 players: Mum, Ernie, Doctor, Officer (Doctor can double as Officer for 3 players)
DOCTOR: (Over his spectacles) Ahh – Mrs Fraser, is that it?
MUM: That’s right and this is my son Ernie
DOCTOR: Ah, yes, Ernie. I’ve been hearing all sorts of things about you, young Ernie. Now, what have you been up to eh?
MUM: Illucinations.
DOCTOR: I beg your pardon?
MUM: Illucinations.
DOCTOR: Oh, yes, quite illuci — quite, yes
MUM: What I’m trying to say Doctor, is that Ernie has been creating these illusions
Meet the Twits
Adapted for 3 – 6 Players (3 or 4 if Actors double or treble up). Cast: Actors: 1, 2, 3 & 4 – Mr Twit, Mrs Twit.
ACTOR 1: Mr Twit … (Mr Twit steps forward) … was a very hairy faced man.
ACTOR 2: His thick spiky hair stuck out straight like the bristles of a nailbrush!
ACTOR 3: The stuff even sprouted in revolting tufts out of his nostrils and earholes.
MR TWIT: My hairiness …
ACTOR 4: … thought Mr Twit …
MR TWIT: … makes me look terrifically Wise and Grand!!
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