CHAS: (To BEA) He still hasn’t written anything yet. (Now CHAS notices that BEA has put down her pen and is sitting with her head in her hands.) Are you okay?
BEA: Sure. Just trying to come up with a rhyme.
CHAS: A rhyme?
BEA: For this limerick. There was a young woman from Putney, who stuffed both her nostrils with chutney … But now I’ve lumbered myself with this utney thing for the last line.
CHAS: (Interrupts) You’re writing limericks?
BEA: Yeah.
CHAS: Is that part of the Sociology exam then?
BEA: (Chuckles) No
CHAS: Don’t waste time pissing about. It’ll affect your pass mark.
BEA: I’m not after a pass mark.
CHAS: Eh? (BEA leans back in her chair and clasps her hands behind her head in a slightly forced show of relaxation)Â
BEA: I’ve decided to fail for once. I’m tired of being ‘Two Brains’.
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