Sparkleshark – Duologue – 13+ Yrs

NATASHA: Your brother told me – well, told’s a bit of an exaggeration. Where’s Polly, Finn?’ ‘Urggghh! (Pointing up) What? She’s in her bedroom?’ ‘Uggghh! (Pointing up) Finally, I work out it’s either heaven or the roof. (Takes lipstick and face compact from handbag and starts to retouch make-up.) – and, Polly – please don’t take this the wrong way – but your brother stinks. The state of his hair should be punishable by law. And as for his breath Phew! It could strip nail Varnish at twenty paces. (Starts to climb down Stairs) POLLY: You should wear sensible shoes. NATASHA: No girl wears shoes to be sensible.  POLLY: They wear them to get blisters, do they? NATASHA: Beauty knows no pain – now, Pol, quick. A word – (NATASHA pulls POLLY to one side.) Looks like we’ve got a yellow alert situation here. POLLY: Yellow alert?