Sammy Carducci’s Guide to Women – Duologue – 11 – 15 Yrs

SAMMY: Okay, number one. Never carry an umbrella. It’s a sign of weakness. GUS: Wow, I never knew that. SAMMY: Number two. Always use an after-shave. Even if you don’t shave. Number three. Never say, “I don’t know.” GUS: What if you don’t know? SAMMY: Pretend you do. Number four. Talk in a low, soft voice. This is called the Voice of Love. Women go nuts over it. GUS: What does it sound like? SAMMY: I’ll do it for you later. I don’t want any women bothering me right now. Number five, and this is the most important one of all. Dare to be different.