A Comedy about a Bank Robber for 5 Players; Grade 4 Group Script
A Comedy about a Bank Robber for 5 Players; Grade 4 Group Script
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Inspired by the play of the same name by Mischief Theatre & adapted for LAMDA by Emma Hutchings
The vault.
The diamond sits on a plinth in the centre of the stage in a pool of light. Roger is asleep next to it, surrounded by safety deposit boxes.
BOSS: You have absolutely nothing to worry about. This diamond is safe with us. It would take a criminal mastermind to get through The City Bank’s security.
GUARD: (in his sleep) Oh … Hello, Uncle Robin. What? No no that’s, that’s my burrito, Uncle Robin, you get your own burrito. I bought that with my burrito money, Uncle Robin. No! No! No! Stop eating it! If you eat it that fast you’ll turn into a burrito. No … No! Uncle Robin? Uncle Burrito? You shouldn’t have eaten it so fast, Uncle Robin. Now I’ve gotta eat you.
Mitch: Right, team. Lasers on the floor, motion sensors everywhere. Precision is key. Sam: Got it.
Caprice: And how will we know where the diamond is?
