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Meet The Twits: 3 – 6 Players – 8 – 11 Yrs

£4.49

This group script can be for 3 – 6 Actors.

The Twits are a hideous couple. Mr Twit has a huge beard in which he finds old food, and Mrs Twit is no better.

 

ACTOR 1: Mr Twit …  (Mr Twit steps forward)  … was a very hairy faced man.

ACTOR 2: His thick spiky hair stuck out straight like the bristles of a nailbrush!

ACTOR 3: The stuff even sprouted in revolting tufts out of his nostrils and earholes.

MR TWIT: My hairiness …

ACTOR 4: … thought Mr Twit …

MR TWIT: … makes me look terrifically Wise and Grand!!

ACTOR 1: But in truth, he was neither of these things

ACTOR 2: Mr Twit … was a Twit!

ACTOR 3: He was born a twit

MRS TWIT: (Coming forward) And now, at the age of 60, he’s a bigger twit than ever!

(Mr Twit looks angrily at Mrs Twit)

ACTOR 4: How often, you may ask, did Mr Twit wash this bristly, nailbrushy face of his?

ACTOR 1: The answer is …

ALL ACTORS: Never!!!

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