Distracted the Mother Said to Her Boy:
Distracted, the mother said to her boy,
“Do you try to upset and perplex and annoy?
The Computer’s Swallowed Grandma:
The computer’s swallowed grandma Yes, honestly it’s true,
She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’ and disappeared from view.
Have you ever thought to give three cheers
For the usefulness of Ears?
Norman the Zebra:
Norman, a zebra at the zoo,
Escaped and ran to Waterloo
The Sound Collector:
A stranger called this morning dressed all in black and grey
Put every sound into a bag and carried them away