True Love’s Kiss
3 cast members · Comedy
True Love’s Kiss
True Love’s Kiss · Simon Law
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True Love’s Kiss
Published by scriptsandsketches.com
In a wine bar, Snow, Cindy, and Beauty reunite after years apart, only to discover they share a common husband, Prince Charming. As tensions rise, they hilariously navigate their intertwined fates, leading to a toast to 'Princess Power!'
Group
Characters: SNOW, CINDY, BEAUTY
(Snow and Cindy meet by chance in a wine bar after many years apart. They are soon joined by Beauty.)
CINDY:
OMG! I don’t believe it! Snow? is that you?
SNOW:
Cindy! (Standing up hugging her) Hey, Cindy, how’ve you been, what’s been happening? how are you?
CINDY:
How long has it been?
SNOW:
Must have been ten years. I haven’t seen you for ages. Please, come, sit down. (They sit.)
CINDY:
So how are you?
SNOW:
Oooh great. And you?
CINDY:
I’m good thanks.
SNOW:
That’s wonderful. So how’s the family?
CINDY:
(Awkwardly) Good, but we don’t really see my step-sisters much.
SNOW:
Yes, I heard about that on Facebook. How mean!
CINDY:
What about you? How’s your stepmother? .. (laughingly) The ‘Wicked Queen!!’
SNOW:
(Awkwardly) Well, she tried to kill me.
CINDY:
No! But, I always thought she was a bit strange. How did she … I heard it was a poisoned comb!
SNOW:
No … poisoned Apple.
CINDY:
Apple, really? Hmm very inventive!
SNOW:
Yes. But, I was saved just in the nick of time.
CINDY:
Oooh, who by?
SNOW:
My husband, well he wasn’t my husband then naturally.
CINDY:
Oh wow. I didn’t hear you got married, (sarcastically) thanks for the invite!! (Sleeping Beauty enters)
BEAUTY:
Oh my God!!! Snow, Cindy!!! How’ve you been, how long has it been???? Oh my God!!!!
SNOW:
Beauty??!! Is that really you???
BEAUTY:
It must be 8 years since we’ve seen each other!! Oh my God!!!
CINDY:
(Coldly) Ten, .. actually! Since the High School Dance.
BEAUTY:
Yeah .. nice to see you too Cindy, so … what’s been happening??? Tell me all the goss??
SNOW:
Well, my stepmother tried to poison me with an apple, and Cindy’s step sisters tried to steal her first .. and only .. love! How about you?
BEAUTY:
Well, I had a sewing accident and reacted badly, been asleep for what seems like an eternity!!! But, hey ho! This lovely man saved me, in fact that’s who I’m looking for.
CINDY:
(Uninterested) Oh really, well Snow and I are married now. Yes, Snow been married … ???
SNOW:
Five years.
CINDY:
And I am of course married.
BEAUTY:
Congratulations. Anybody I know?
CINDY:
Oh, I doubt it. He’s a prince.
SNOW:
Oooh. Very nice. My husband is a prince too.
BEAUTY:
Oh WOW !! So’s mine!!
CINDY:
(A jealous pause) Really? That’s lovely for you both. My husband has his own palace.
SNOW:
That’s nice. So does mine. (Pause) My husband says I was love at first sight.
BEAUTY:
My husband woke me up after fighting a dragon!
CINDY:
Bless. My husband searched the entire village for me with my missing shoe.
SNOW:
Very romantic. My husband woke me up with true love’s kiss!
BEAUTY:
Ah! I’m sure that would have been the case for me too if I’d allowed a stranger to comb my hair!
SNOW:
(Taking offence) She didn’t comb my hair, she gave me an apple. Anyway, how was I to know she was my stepmother in disguise, and the apple was poisoned??
BEAUTY:
The long pointed nose, tall pointed hat and a crow sat on her shoulder didn’t give you a tinsy bit of a clue???
SNOW:
(Changing her attitude) Anyway Let’s not argue about it.
BEAUTY:
Exactly right. SNOW, CINDY & BEAUTY: (Together) Hey .. what’s his name? Sorry you go first. (Pause)
SNOW:
Prince Charming. (A pause while they take the news in)
CINDY:
Charming?
BEAUTY:
I’m sorry? Did you say ‘Charming’!!??
SNOW:
That’s what I said.
CINDY:
But that’s my husband.
BEAUTY:
Er … no he’s not … he’s my husband!!!
SNOW:
No. Charming is my husband.
CINDY/BEAUTY:
Are you sure?
SNOW:
Of course I’m sure.
CINDY:
You mean, he’s married to all of us?
SNOW:
(Disbelief) How long have you been married?
CINDY:
Four years.
SNOW:
Ha! We’ve been married five!
BEAUTY:
Well … we’ve only just got married, so he’s mine!!
CINDY:
It’s not a competition Beauty. (Thinking) Mind you, that does explain why he’s always working away, and he always brings me flowers!!
SNOW:
He tells me he’s got to fight dragons in a far off land.
BEAUTY:
That’s the same excuse he uses on me.
SNOW:
Oh …! (Pause) Well as I said we married first. So he’s mine.
CINDY:
(Angry) Oh no, it doesn’t work like that. Out of all of us, I’m the most suited to Royalty! (does a twirl)
BEAUTY:
(Standing) Oh because you’re Miss Perfect, aren’t you! The only way you can get a husband is through your fairy godmother! If that wasn’t bad enough you have to make a complete spectacle of yourself leaving your glass slipper lying around, I mean how convenient is that?? and travelling home in a pumpkin with mice as escorts.
CINDY:
(Standing) It was only a slipper! And I was in a hurry! .. and they weren’t mice to begin with! I had to be back home by 12. Anyway, how do you know about that?
SNOW:
Cindy, everybody knows about that. Rapunzel posted it on PrincessGram
BEAUTY:
(With an evil glare) Snow … You haven’t still got that poison have you?
CINDY:
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
BEAUTY:
Waiter! .. could we have this apple to go please… thank you (All three look at the apple with a menacing smile)
(Sarcastically) I’ll give him true love’s kiss!!!
(Sarcastically) I’ll give him true love’s kiss!!!
SNOW:
Dragons Indeed!!!!
CINDY:
The only place my flowers are going … are ... ON HIS GRAVE!
ALL:
(They toast) To Princess Power! (Black out)
