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Bundled Pack: 10 x Class Performance Poems: Ages 7+

Sold by: Simon Law

£6.99

  • Grown-ups Say Things Like: Whole Class/School Events Version
  • Norman the Zebra: Whole Class Version: by Jeremy Lloyd
  • Our School Trip: Whole Class/School Events Version
  • The Dentist and the Crocodile: Whole Class Version: by Roald Dahl
  • The Lazy Commonwealth Games: Whole Class School Events Version
  • The Porcupine: Whole Class/School Events Version: By Roald Dahl
  • The Sound Collector: Whole/Class School Events Version: by Roger McGough
  • When Granny Won the Gold: Whole/Class School Events Version
  • Schoolitis: Whole/Class School Events Version
  • The Busy Head: Whole/Class School Events Version

Grown-ups Say Things Like:

  1. Speak up Don’t talk with your mouth full (………………………………………………….)
  2. Don’t Stare (……………………………………………………)
  3. Don’t point (……………………………………………………)
  4. Don’t fiddle with your hair (……………………………………………………)

Norman the Zebra: 

  1. Norman, a zebra at the zoo, (……………………………………………………….)
  2. Escaped and ran to Waterloo (……………………………………………………….)
  3. And caused a lot of consternation (……………………………………………………….)
  4. In the rush hour, at the station. (……………………………………………………….)

Our School Trip:

  1. Recipe for a Class Outing (………………………………………………………)
  2. Ingredients: (………………………………………………………)
  3. 30 children washed and Scrubbed (…………………………………………….)
  4. 29 packed lunches (………………………………………………………)
  5. 3 teachers (………………………………………………………)
  6. An equal quantity of mums (………………………………………………………)
  7. 1 nosebleed (………………………………………………………)
  8. 2 fights (………………………………………………………)

The Dentist and the Crocodile: 

  1. The crocodile, with cunning smile, sat in the dentist’s chair. …………………………………
    2. He said, “Right here and everywhere my teeth require repair.” ……………………………
    3. The dentist’s face was turning white. He quivered, quaked and shook. …………………
    4. He muttered, “I suppose I’m going to have to take a look.” ……………………………………

The Lazy Commonwealth Games:

  1. Dad’s been watching the Commonwealth Games  (……………………………………)
  2. For the last two weeks we’ve seen him sitting on the sofa (…………………………..)
  3. Watching the athletes do amazing feats (……………………………………………………)
  4. On our TV  (…….ALL: ………..)

The Porcupine: 

  1.     Each Saturday I shout “Hurray”   (………………………………)
  2.     For that’s my pocket money day. (………………………………)
  3.     So after breakfast 50p (………………………………)
  4.     My generous father gave to me. (………………………………)

The Sound Collector: 

  1. A stranger called this morning Dressed all in black and grey (………………………………………….)
  2. Put every sound into a bag And carried them away (………………………………………….)

When Granny Won the Gold:

  1. The runners took their starting block (…………………………………………….)
  2. Their eyes were bright and bold (…………………………………………….)
  3. While from the stands the people watched (…………………………………..)
  4. To see who would win the Gold. (…………………………………………….)

Schoolitis: 

  1. You haven’t got a cough (…………………………………………………….)
  2. You haven’t got mumps (…………………………………………………….)
  3. You haven’t got a chill (…………………………………………………….)
  4. Or any funny lumps (…………………………………………………….)

The Busy Head: 

  1. There goes the head (…………………………………………..)
  2. She’s off like a rocket (…………………………………………..)
  3. Each eye like a Catherine wheel (…………………………………………..)
  4. Revolving in it’s socket (…………………………………………..)

 

 

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