Blackadder Goes Forth – ‘Wibble’ – Duologue – 13+ Yrs

EDMUND: This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you’ve got a moment, it’s a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance has carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying `This Is a Large Crisis’. And a large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.  (Later, Edmund wears underpants on his head with two pencils up his nose) Right, Baldrick, this is an old trick I picked up in the Sudan. We tell HQ that I’ve gone insane, and I’ll be invalided back to Blighty before you can say “Wibble” — a poor gormless idiot.
BALDRICK: But I’m a poor gormless idiot, sir, and I’ve never been invalided back to Blighty. EDMUND: Yes, Baldrick, but you’ve never said “Wibble.” Now, ask me some simple questions. BALDRICK: Right. What is your name? EDMUND: Wibble… BALDRICK: What is two plus two? EDMUND: Oh, wibble wibble.