Animal, Animal by Libby Emmons
Extract from Script: ALI: I slept with a homeless man last night. LINDSAY: (not to be outdone) I slept in a tent in my friend's backyard. ALI: (impressed) Your friend has a backyard? LINDSAY: My rich friend has a backyard, and also a terrace overlooking the backyard. This morning, she called down to me from her terra…
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ALI: I slept with a homeless man last night.
LINDSAY: (not to be outdone) I slept in a tent in my friend’s backyard. ALI: (impressed) Your friend has a backyard?
LINDSAY: My rich friend has a backyard, and also a terrace overlooking the backyard. This morning, she called down to me from her terrace. My friend didn’t wear any underwear, which I could tell when she leaned over the railing in her short silk bathrobe and called out to me.
(imitating the lilting voice of her lovely rich friend)
“Lindsay!” She called out, “Lindsay, are you awake?” So I crawled out of the tent and looked up and the first site I saw was my friend’s naked coochie gleaming in the sunlight.