LARGE WOMAN: I thought there was a drill? BASIL: Yes, there is. At twelve o’clock, but not yet. LARGE WOMAN: But it is twelve o’clock. (Enter Mr and Mrs Sharp SR) BASIL: Not quite, thank you. Excuse me! MISS GATSBY: Yes. LARGE WOMAN: Well I make it twelve o’clock. BASIL: I’m afraid that wasn’t the… LARGE WOMAN: (to the Major) What time do you make it, Miss Tibbs? BASIL: Look! MISS GATSBY: Burglars about, I think. BASIL: It doesn’t matter what time she makes it – it hasn’t started yet. MISS GATSBY: What? BASIL: It hasn’t started yet! MISS TIBBS: But that was the bell, wasn’t it? BASIL: No!
Fawlty Towers – The Fire Drill. Group Scripts 4+ Players
£4.49
- The Fire Drill: Sybil is in hospital for her ingrowing toenail. “Perhaps they’ll have it mounted for me,” mutters Basil as he tries to cope during her absence. The fire-drill ends in chaos with Basil knocked out by
the moose’s head in the lobby (not in this script but later in the episode)
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