Two-hander · Drama
Old Fashioned Girl
Old Fashioned Girl · Louisa May Alcott
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Old Fashioned Girl

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In a delightful exchange, Polly and her fashionable cousin Fanny navigate the complexities of style and self-identity, revealing their contrasting backgrounds and aspirations.
Duologue
Characters: POLLY, FANNY
(The scene is set in POLLY’S bedroom, where she meets her fashionable cousin FANNY for the second time.)
FANNY:
Darling Polly! I've been simply dying to meet you. You had no trouble finding Tom at the station?
POLLY:
No, I recognised him immediately from your description of him.
FANNY:
You didn't tell him how I described him, did you?
POLLY:
Well, yes. Shouldn’t I have done? He didn't seem very pleased.
FANNY:
Poor Tom. I expect he's consoling himself in the kitchen with milk and cookies. He's an awful boy, my dear; and if you have anything to do with him, he'll torment you to death. Boys are all horrid, but he's the horridest one I ever saw, I suppose that's your travelling coat and hat?
POLLY:
No. These are my best things.
FANNY:
You’re best! Really?
POLLY:
Is something the matter with them?
FANNY:
No, no of course not. Only ….
POLLY:
I decorated the hat myself!
FANNY:
Did you? …. how ... how very enterprising of you
POLLY:
Tom said it was nice
FANNY:
Tom is a boy dear, you can’t believe anything he says. Anyway, I’ll make Mother take us both shopping tomorrow … er .. no, this very afternoon. How do you like your room?
POLLY:
This, … this is my room?
FANNY:
I tried to make it pretty for you
POLLY:
It’s …
FANNY:
Don’t you like it?
POLLY:
On the contrary, it’s quite the most splendid room I’ve ever seen!
FANNY:
Truly?
POLLY:
Truly. I never slept in a bed with curtains before, or had such a fine toilet table as this!
FANNY:
Then you’re in for a surprise when you see mine. I chose the wallpaper and curtains myself, in the palest pink imaginable. So fashionable.
POLLY:
But I love this shade of green and can’t think of anything finer.
FANNY:
I’m glad you like it, but don’t for mercy’s sake such things before the other girls!
POLLY:
Why not?
FANNY:
Oh, they laugh at everything the least bit odd, and that - er - isn’t pleasant
POLLY:
You mean “countryfied”, don’t you?
FANNY:
I - of course not. You look perfect, perfectly - er - healthy
POLLY:
Thank you, I’m sure I’ll get used to things in no time. You’ll see.
FANNY:
Oh, I’m so poorly, mamma says I needn’t go to school regularly while you’re here - only a few time a week, just to keep up my music and French. You can go too if you like; papa said so. Do, it’s such fun! and I’ll lend you my agate earrings.
POLLY:
I should be afraid to go to your school, if all the girls dress as finely as you do, and know as much.
FANNY:
Heavens, you needn’t mind that. I’ll take care of you and fix you up, so you won’t look odd.
POLLY:
Am I odd? I don’t feel odd.
FANNY:
Oh, you are a dear, and ever so much prettier than you were last summer, only you’ve been brought up differently from us; so your ways are not like ours, you see.
POLLY:
How different?
FANNY:
Well, you dress like a little girl, for one thing
POLLY:
I am a little girl; so why shouldn’t I?
FANNY:
You’re not a little girl, you’re my age. I and all my friends, consider ourselves young ladies now. The clothes we wear, the way we do our hair. Look. Isn’t it pretty?
(twirls showing off)
(twirls showing off)
POLLY:
You’re quite right. You and I are very different.
FANNY:
Never mind, I’ll soon have you every bit as fashionable as I am.
POLLY:
That’s what I’m afraid of.