Naughty Amelia-Jane 3 Players
3 cast members · Comedy
Naughty Amelia-Jane 3 Players
Naughty Amelia-Jane 3 Players · Adapted by Gaynor Law
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Naughty Amelia-Jane
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In a nursery filled with well-mannered toys, Naughty Amelia-Jane causes chaos with her antics. Can her friends teach her the importance of good behavior before it's too late?
Group
Characters: NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE, PIXIE, TEDDY BEAR
The characters all live in the Nursery. All the toys have good manners because they have all been bought from a toy shop but Amelia-Jane was made at home and has not been taught any manners at all. She is such a nuisance and so badly behaved that the toys have to teach her a lesson!
TOM:
Hi Pixie, how did you get in here again without your wings?
PIXIE:
I climbed up the apple tree and climbed through the window.
TEDDY BEAR:
Well what shall we all play today? I hope Amelia-Jane stays out of the way, last time I saw her she squirted me with a water pistol and I was wet for days.
TOM:
She poured a jug of cold milk down my neck yesterday and I am still wet too!
TEDDY BEAR:
She pushed me into the fish tank too and I was wet and cold and shivery all night, I have only just dried out!
TOM:
Well she wasn’t bought in a shop like us so that is why her manners are so bad.
PIXIE:
We are so lucky that we were taught our good manners in the shop before we were sold.
TEDDY BEAR:
It is such a shame she cannot settle down and be good like us. Let’s have a game of snap! (The toys settle down to a game of Snap, in comes Amelia-Jane with a pair of scissors looking very naughty)
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
Ooooh! Look I have found a pair of scissors, what can I do to annoy the toys today! (Pause look around)
I will snip a hole in the curtains ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder to see if the toys are looking)
I will cut a corner off the rug ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
aah there is Nannies lace hankie, I will cut it into 20 little pieces, snip, snip, .... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
I will snip a hole in the curtains ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder to see if the toys are looking)
I will cut a corner off the rug ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
aah there is Nannies lace hankie, I will cut it into 20 little pieces, snip, snip, .... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
TOM:
Don’t look at Amelia-Jane, pretend we are not looking at her! (The toys continue to play, Teddy Bear pokes his tongue out at Amelia-Jane)
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
Hmmff! I’ll show that Teddy Bear, look at his short, stubby tail! (Amelia-Jane runs over to Teddy Bear and cuts off his tail)
TEDDY BEAR:
Owwwwwww! She’s cut my tail off! Oh you wicked, wicked doll! Now everyone will laugh at me, they will think I am a huge guinea-pig! (All toys go up to the Teddy Bear to comfort him and say how sorry they are, they turn and stare at Amelia-Jane, Pixie comes forward with her wand)
PIXIE:
I will magic the scissors from her, don’t worry! (Pixie waves her wand and takes the scissors from Amelia-Jane who looks very shocked)
I will also sew all the pieces she has cut with my magic wand! (Pixie waves her wand to sew and put all the pieces back together again)
And I will blow my magic dust over you Amelia-Jane to keep you in the cupboard where you can’t get into any more trouble. (Pixie blows her magic dust over Amelia-Jane and she freezes)
I will also sew all the pieces she has cut with my magic wand! (Pixie waves her wand to sew and put all the pieces back together again)
And I will blow my magic dust over you Amelia-Jane to keep you in the cupboard where you can’t get into any more trouble. (Pixie blows her magic dust over Amelia-Jane and she freezes)
ALL TOYS:
Well done Pixie!
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
Do set me free, I’m sorry, I will try my hardest not to be naughty anymore! I will try to always have good manners like you.
TOM:
We don’t trust you anymore Amelia-Jane.
TEDDY BEAR:
You will have to show us how kind and helpful you can be.
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
I am trying very hard now, I promise to be good now, you can trust me, please undo your magic dust. (Pixie looks at the toys, they nod their heads and Pixie blows her dust over Amelia-Jane to set her free, she runs over to Pixie as she blows her dust over her)
PIXIE:
Ok! (Amelia-Jane runs forward)
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
And I did try really hard, I did, but I am afraid it did not last long. Do you want to hear what I did next? (All toys surround her)
ALL TOYS:
Oh Amelia-Jane! (with exasperation)
The characters all live in the Nursery. All the toys have good manners because they have all been bought from a toy shop but Amelia-Jane was made at home and has not been taught any manners at all. She is such a nuisance and so badly behaved that the toys have to teach her a lesson!
TEDDY BEAR:
Hi Pixie, how did you get in here again without your wings?
PIXIE:
I climbed up the apple tree and climbed through the window.
TEDDY BEAR:
Well what shall we all play today? I hope Amelia-Jane stays out of the way, last time I saw her she squirted me with a water pistol and I was wet for days. And she pushed me into the fish tank too and I have only just dried out!
PIXIE:
Well she wasn’t bought in a shop like us so that is why her manners are so bad. We are so lucky that we were taught our good manners in the shop before we were sold.
TEDDY BEAR:
It is such a shame she cannot settle down and be good like us. Let’s have a game of snap! (The toys settle down to a game of Snap, in comes Amelia-Jane with a pair of scissors looking very naughty)
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
Ooooh! Look I have found a pair of scissors, what can I do to annoy the toys today! (Pause look around)
I will snip a hole in the curtains ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder to see if the toys are looking)
I will cut a corner off the rug ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
aah there is Nannies lace hankie, I will cut it into 20 little pieces, snip, snip, .... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
I will snip a hole in the curtains ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder to see if the toys are looking)
I will cut a corner off the rug ... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
aah there is Nannies lace hankie, I will cut it into 20 little pieces, snip, snip, .... (Amelia-Jane looks over her shoulder again)
TEDDY BEAR:
Don’t look at Amelia-Jane, pretend we are not looking at her! (The toys continue to play, Teddy Bear pokes his tongue out at Amelia-Jane)
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
Hmmff! I’ll show that Teddy Bear, look at his short, stubby tail! (Amelia-Jane runs over to Teddy Bear and cuts off his tail)
TEDDY BEAR:
Owwwwwww! She’s cut my tail off! Oh you wicked, wicked doll! Now everyone will laugh at me, they will think I am a huge guinea-pig! (All toys go up to the Teddy Bear to comfort him and say how sorry they are, they turn and stare at Amelia-Jane, Pixie comes forward with her wand)
PIXIE:
I will magic the scissors from her, don’t worry! (Pixie waves her wand and takes the scissors from Amelia-Jane who looks very shocked)
I will also sew all the pieces she has cut with my magic wand! (Pixie waves her wand to sew and put all the pieces back together again)
And I will blow my magic dust over you Amelia-Jane to keep you in the cupboard where you can’t get into any more trouble. (Pixie blows her magic dust over Amelia-Jane and she freezes)
I will also sew all the pieces she has cut with my magic wand! (Pixie waves her wand to sew and put all the pieces back together again)
And I will blow my magic dust over you Amelia-Jane to keep you in the cupboard where you can’t get into any more trouble. (Pixie blows her magic dust over Amelia-Jane and she freezes)
ALL TOYS:
Well done Pixie!
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
Do set me free, I’m sorry, I will try my hardest not to be naughty anymore! I will try to always have good manners like you.
TEDDY BEAR:
We don’t trust you anymore Amelia-Jane. You will have to show us how kind and helpful you can be.
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
I am trying very hard now, I promise to be good now, you can trust me, please undo your magic dust. (Pixie looks at the toys, they nod their heads and Pixie blows her dust over Amelia-Jane to set her free, she runs over to Pixie as she blows her dust over her)
PIXIE:
Ok! (Amelia-Jane runs forward)
NAUGHTY AMELIA-JANE:
And I did try really hard, I did, but I am afraid it did not last long. Do you want to hear what I did next? (All toys surround her)
ALL TOYS:
Oh Amelia-Jane! (with exasperation)
