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The Doctor and Mrs Pumpkin - Duologue

£2.49

  • The DOCTOR has an uphill task today talking to a lady called MRS PUMPKIN who thinks she’s a carrot!

DOCTOR: Good morning MRS PUMPKIN: Good morning Doctor DOCTOR: Please take a seat MRS PUMPKIN: I can’t DOCTOR: I’m sorry? MRS PUMPKIN: I can’t DOCTOR: You can’t? MRS PUMPKIN: No DOCTOR: (Hesitantly) Ok … why not? MRS PUMPKIN: I’ll roll off silly!! DOCTOR: You’ll roll off? MRS PUMPKIN: Yes, look, (pointing at chair) it slanted, I’ll roll off! DOCTOR: OK, do you just want to stand then? MRS PUMPKIN: Yes, I’m quite fine rooted to ground here thank you

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