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A Table with a View

£2.49

By Simon Law

Duologue Script

Characters: MRS WOT (an elderly lady who is slightly hard of hearing) WAITER/WAITRESS (impatient and is just covering for a friend)

Mrs Wot has booked a table with a view at a restaurant in the centre of Southsea, in Portsmouth

Extract from script:

WAITER/WAITRESS: Look, just please tell me your name so I can find out where your table is.

MRS WOT: WOT! … WOT! You stupid boy/girl

WAITER/WAITRESS: Do you by any chance wear a hearing aid madam?

MRS WOT: Yes I do, what’s that got to do with anything?

WAITER/WAITRESS: I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but … is it turned on?

MRS WOT: (Pulling a strained face) What?

WAITER/WAITRESS: IS YOUR HEARING AID TURNED ON?

MRS WOT: (Grumpily) No, I don’t use it.

WAITER/WAITRESS: Why not?

MRS WOT: The battery runs out. Now then where’s my table? My name is Mrs Wot and I booked at one o’clock, it’s now ten past and I still haven’t seen a menu!!

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