The Twits – Duologue for 7 – 9 Yrs

The Twits

MR and MRS TWIT are a horrible couple who are constantly playing nasty practical jokes on each other because of their mutual hatred. In this scene, MR TWIT convinces MRS TWIT that she has ‘the shrinks’ and will soon disappear into nothingness.

MR TWIT: That stick’s too long for you. (Picking up the stick and examining it closely)

MRS TWIT: Why so it is! (Looking at the stick) I’ve had a feeling there was something wrong but I couldn’t for the life of me think what it was.